One day , a comedian was telling a joke in the stage

Soon after he finished, audience started laughing.

Then the comedian repeated the same joke once again , this time only a few audience laughed.

But when the comedian repeated the joke for the third time, No one reacted.

The comedian smiled and said, ” you won’t laugh at the same joke more than once, so why are you complaining about the same problem”.

Moral – Don’t waste your time complaining, expecting other people to continue react to your complaint, take action to make a change.

that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. it’s too hot here

A child was playing with her mother, she noticed some of her mother’s hair turning grey.

She curiously answered her mother “mother why some of your hair are Turning grey”.

Mother playfully answered ” Every lie you tell me , turns one of my hair grey”.

After thinking, the child innocently replied, ” oh that’s why grandma has only grey hair on her head”.